i was 45 seconds late to class so i had to get a late pass and the entire process took me 15 minutes. now im 17 minutes late to class but at least i learned my lesson right
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #383
this should have been in the movie
Someone should’ve been like… ‘Dude! You’re touching me!’ and then a huge fight happens, and Loki’s just like… -faceplants-
This charm summons an object to the caster, potentially over a significant distance. It can be used in two ways; either by casting the charm and then naming the object desired, or by pointing your wand at the desired object during or immediately following the incantation to “pull” the target toward the caster; in either case, the caster must concentrate on the object they wish to summon in order for the charm to succeed. The caster doesn’t necessarily need to know the location of the target if they say the name of the object to be summoned. [source]
If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.
MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED
shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep
This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.