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WILL BREAKING THE RULES AND SITTING WITH NICO AT DINNER AND WILL NOT GIVING A SHIT AND NICO BEING REALLY EMBARRASSED!!! PLEASE PLEASE WRITE IT

kendallslogiebear:

“Will,” Nico whispered, not wanting any more attention than they were already getting. His cheeks couldn’t have been a darker red. Literally, he didn’t think  it was humanely possible.  “What are you doing?”

Will looked at him. “Eating dinner.”  Will took a bite of his steak and cheese pizza, obviously still not having had noticed all the eyes on them. “I was in surgery for eight hours, I’m starving.”

“Yes.” Nico whispered, leaning forward a bit, he just wanted everyone to stop fucking looking at them. “But why are you sitting here?”

Will held up a finger and Nico, along with everyone else, waited as he finished up chewing and said, “Because you’re my boyfriend and I want to sit with you,” Will hummed and took a long swig of his Coke.

Drew giggled at the Aphrodite table along the pavilion, a few of her siblings followed suite.

“But you’re not allowed to sit here.” Nico reminded him.

Will looked up from his food once again. “Too be honest,” He began. “I don’t really care.”

A high pitched giggle from the Poseidon table. Oh boy, he wondered who that had come from. He sent Percy a glare over his shoulder and the boy went silent, dropping his head and lovingly mournfully at his lap like someone he loved had just passed.  The grass surrounding the table started to wither as Nico got more and more embarrassed, his hands came up so he could hid behind his jacket sleeves just as Chiron rose from his seat and came walking over to them.

“Will,” Chiron said. “You can’t sit here.”

“Is it cuz I’m not wearing pink?” Will asked, sighing dramatically. Even Nico understood that reference. Chiron sighed and a hand came up to rub at his temples, looking very done. “I could have sworn it wasn’t Wednesday.”

Because it’s against the rules.”

“Okay, okay,” Will said, nodding in agreement, not seeming affected in the least when Nico moaned in terror and hid his head in his arms. “I see your point, but may I give you my own?”

“N-“

“Thank you, sir. Well you see my first point concedes of my table being very, very far away and me feeling too tired to walk my ass over there.” He held up a finger when Chiron looked ready to reply. “Second, I just spent eight hours in surgery taking care of one of your campers, who got harmed at your camp. Third, Chiron, sir, I honestly don’t think the gods give a single fuck as to where we sit, Mr.D certainty doesn’t-“

Mr. D raised his glass in acknowledgment.

“And four sir, you let Annabeth and Piper sit with Percy and Jason on occasion and don’t you feel we uh-“ Will cleared his throat. “deserve the same rights as they do?”

Chiron frowned at that. “Now, boy, you know that wasn’t the issue-“

“I’m sure it isn’t, sir.” Will said and Nico was reminded just how much of a smooth talker his boyfriend was, he peeked up from his hide away.  “I’m certain you were just stressed because of the incident that happened today and you just wanted to keep everything together.” Will blinked at his superior, smiling comfortably.

Chiron’s frown had deepened, but his eyes had also softened considerably.  “Alright,” he sighed. “I suppose you deserve this treat. Just don’t make it a habit.” Chiron warned and Will nodded in agreement.

“No, sir, of course not.”

Chiron went away and the other campers went back to their business, leaving Will and Nico in silence. The son of Hades looked up when he felt all was clear and his cheeks were no longer the shade of a fire truck.

“You don’t mind do you, sunshine?” Will asked, now sounding concerned, reaching across the table to take Nico’s hand in his.

Nico flushed again, his eyes eating up the image of their fingers entwined, white and tan. “No,” he whispered honestly.

Will reached across the table and swept some of his hair off his face. “You shouldn’t hide your face,” Will muttered. “You’re cute when you’re embarrassed.”

Nico nearly wailed and hid once again.

One thing was for certain; the grass surrounding the Hades table would never be anything but brown and wilted ever again. 

(i hope this was to your liking, if it wasnt feel free to spray me with cold water)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

人間は地球の癌である。
Humans are the cancer of the Earth.
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